They say that 'marriages are made in heaven, and celebrated on earth'. However, there are times wherein the 'celebration' tends to go awry, most often owing to the differences between the sexes. Such 'goof ups' result in some hilarious situations, either in form of actions or words. Either ways, the end result we are subjected to is some much-needed laughter, in the otherwise boring life. These quotes and sayings intend to bring out the lighter side of the social institution, we refer to as the marriage.
Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
While some people associate marriage with a divine feeling of togetherness, there are a few who associate it with suffering. Of course, they are not serious when they associate it with suffering, but when they do so, they highlight some of the most hilarious aspects of the same.
Funny Quotes about Marriage
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - Oscar Wilde
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two." - Ambrose Bierce
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly." - Peter De Vries
"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets." - Ogden Nash
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." - Rita Rudner
"Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose." - Beverly Nichols
"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues." - Helen Rowland
Funny Marriage Anniversary Quotes
"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year." - Paul Sweeney
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." - Anonymous
"Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock." - Anonymous
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." - Anonymous
"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it." - Josh Billings
It would be surprising if these quotes don't leave you in splits. Choosing a few from the hordes of quotes coming from some of the renowned personalities from around the world is not at all an easy task.
