Funny Best Friend Quotes
"Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends."
A fine quote by an unknown author defines the actual essence of friendship. A best friend is the one who stands up for you when you can't, and is there for you in times when you don't have courage to look yourself in the eye. (S)he is your biggest critic and your strongest admirer (but will always admire you behind your back)! At least this is what my best friend does! But seriously, a best friend can give you any solution to even your stupidest question and will always make you feel secure. Without further ado, let's concentrate on the lighter side of having a best friend, by reading some funny quotes in their honor, shall we?
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked." - Bernard Meltzer
"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." - Unknown
"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job." - Laurence J. Peter
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown
"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life" - Unknown
"I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" - Archie Bunker
"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C.S. Lewis
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...it has no survival value. Rather, it is one of those things that gives value to survival." - C.S. Lewis
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'" - Author Unknown
"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." - Benjamin Franklin
"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." - Arnold Glasgow
"Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good; some of it is bad." - A proverb
"A real friend will clean up the messes you make out of life for you. Even if they shouldn't have to." - Author Unknown
"We're always together, we're one of a kind, 3 words describe us - 'partners in crime'." - Author Unknown
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." - Oprah Winfrey
"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." - Virginia Woolf
"The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart." - Elisabeth Foley
"What sweetness is left in life, if you take away friendship? Robbing life of friendship is like robbing the world of the sun. A true friend is more to be esteemed than kinsfolk." - Marcus Tullius Cicero
"Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does." - Jane Austen
"A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight." - Author Unknown
"Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it." - Belgicia Howell
"Good friends are like stars - you don't always see them, but you know they are always there." - Anonymous
"When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares." - Henri Nouwen
Blessed are you for the beautiful relation you are able to share with your best friends, and who knows with a few of these quotes I am sure you'll be able to pull a leg or two of your best friend.
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